RH Grand Prix

THE MEMES OF ROBINHOOD CHAIN. ON WHEELS.

3,000 racers, nine factions, one chain. CashCat leads the grid because CashCat earned it: the name Robinhood almost had, the first meme of mainnet, the one Vlad's phone got caught searching for on an earnings call. Everyone else had to fight for their grid slot.

Scrutineering

Every grid slot was argued for

Not the nine biggest tickers. The nine memes this chain actually rallied around, scored on culture before market cap, and each one checked for whether we could draw it without borrowing somebody else's character. 9 passed. The rest are here too, with the reason.

  1. CashCatRobinhood's real pre-rebrand name, and the chain's first breakout. Picks itself.On the grid
  2. FRONGA Uniswap designer minted it six days before his own launchpad went live. Best origin story on the chain.On the grid
  3. HoodratHad the juice. The art traces to a Matt Furie book, and we like this project un-sued.Excluded
  4. PipedogDeerstalker, pipe, and a permanent refusal to admit the kart is a kart.On the grid
  5. VladhoodA scam. Cultural weight is not the only test.Excluded
  6. BrodieThe only dog Robinhood ever named. Back from 2016 with a bandana and zero cynicism.On the grid
  7. CASHDOGContract soup, and metrics fabricated by PR spam.Excluded
  8. HMMA cat with a monocle and a question it will not drop.On the grid
  9. STONKCAT / HOODCATDead, and what is left of them is unverifiable.Excluded
  10. MowCatA chart joke that got out of hand and came back lit.On the grid
  11. DIHProject closed. Honoured as a ghost racer rather than given a faction.Excluded
  12. TENDIESGood boy points made manifest, riding a fryer basket.On the grid
  13. Little JohnPublic domain, and the only humanoid silhouette the grid has.On the grid
  14. RobinCap, breast, and the last name left in the folklore cluster worth using.On the grid

Every racer that made it is drawn from scratch. No traced token art, no Vlad face, no feather logo, nothing Nintendo. The meme survives the translation because each one kept its anchor: the cash fist, the pipe, the bandana, the glow.

The nine RH Grand Prix factions lined up on the starting grid

Pick your racer

stats are the real ones the engine drives on

CashCat racer and kart

CashCat

550 of 3,000 · The Flagship

TOP SPEED40
ACCEL70
HANDLING50
GRIP44
WEIGHT18

Before Robinhood was Robinhood, the working name was Cash Cat. Vlad confirmed it himself in 2021. Ten minutes after mainnet went live in July, someone made it a ticker, and by August it was inside the actual Robinhood app. Balanced kart, suspiciously good item luck. The Fistful runs on its own money.

KART · The Fistful

Pull a racer

Every one of the 3,000 already exists. This just shows you one at random. It mints nothing and costs nothing.

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Six weeks that built the grid

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Robinhood Chain launches at an event in London. The announcement never uses the word meme. Within hours the chain has other plans.

How it works

three steps, in order

  1. 01

    Mint

    2,940 generative racers, 50 legendaries, 10 one-of-ones. Provenance hash goes on-chain before anyone mints, so the shuffle can't be rigged after the fact.

  2. 02

    Race

    Seasons run on tracks built from real chain lore. There's a corner named after the buy button.

  3. 03

    Win

    Season standings post to the chain as a Merkle root. Trophies mint to your racer, not your wallet, so a champion stays a champion when it's sold. A common with two titles will out-price a bare epic, and that's the point.

JUL 1 · Mainnet live. The launch deck never says the word "meme". The chain has other plans.JUL 2 · Vlad calls memecoins "essentially a dead end"JUL 8 · Vlad: the chain "works great for memes too". CASHCAT does $98M volume that dayJUL 11 · CASHCAT tops out. NOXA halts launches the same day, 60,000 tokens deepJUL 13 · NOXA goes dark, $12M in fees, headline: "Memecoins took over"JUL 21 · Robinhood Chain passes Base in daily activesJUL 23 · Vlad's X gets hacked. $VLAD was never real. Explorer flags it in hoursJUL 28 · PIPEDOG does 140x in an afternoonJUL 29 · Viewers spot CASHCAT in Vlad's search bar during the earnings callJUL 30 · 20:16:59 UTC · FRONG mints itself six days early, block 23,595,790AUG 6 · CASHCAT is listed in the Robinhood app. Up 151% in fifteen hours